Scottish poet Robert Burnshaggis is cognate with hash) with mashed potatoes and turnips, and, in most cases, plenty of Scots whisky (better known to the Gaels as uisge beatha), and recitations and performances of Burns' works.
Learn about, write, and submit some cowboy poetry.
Wear a cowboy hat while you write. If you have it, wear a whole cowboy costume. (Then go shopping.)
Use this word bank for a poem: coyote, spurs, buckle, ranch, Texan, chaps, yodel, ten gallon hat, boots, lasso, cattle, beans, campfire, cactus, roundup.